“Ah, technology…” (a philosophical rationale mantra usually said with an audible sigh which everyone in the meeting hears).ĭon’t get me wrong, I love my colleagues, students, and professors but… My favorite ZOOM-in-the-COVID19 TIME refrains are: The audio hurts my ears and the Mute/Unmute is a pain in the a*^ (Oops! I’m UN-MUTED! DAMN! OOPS! SORRY!) WHOMever thought, today, amid a pandemic, ALL business, teaching, and learning would be conducted via a marginal-at-best video conferencing platform also named ZOOM?! Whom do YOU ZOOM? Everyone. The ZOOM cast cut records! On the A&M label!! THAT’s Herb Alpert’s label!!! Holy Zoom! Who the zoom inked THAT deal?! Plus, I dressed like the cast purely by accident, or a lack of parental wardrobe intervention (hint: the latter) so there was ALOT to relate to! Remember the episode where the two boys caught a fish, baked it in clay, and ate it?! Now THAT’s some TV for kids! YUM! Giardia anyone? Hey, they worked on this girl, a loyal pre-teen (that’s what we used to call “tweens”) ZOOM viewer. Oh my…some of the most riveting 70’s theme song lyrics ever written. We’re gonna teach you to fly – C’mon and ZOOM! C’mon and ZOOM C’mon and ZOOM ZOOM C’mon and ZOOMA ZOOMA ZOOMA ZOOM We’re gonna show you just why –
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